Funny Pics/Dirty Jokes lol

Celestos · Sweet Moderator

Funny Pics/Dirty Jokes lol

Celestos · Sweet Moderator

RE: Funny Pics

Fistandantilus · The Spamming Moderator

Hmm would a funny Pic be a regular pic of me?.........im pretty.........funny looking LMAO

I just love this women. so umm yea its here, and no the crap at the bottom of the pic isnt mine lol, it belongs to the guy i stole this image from lol...i refuse to own a myspace....its the devil!! lol...but clerks 2 ROCKS!....oooo rosario dawson..........and my new Ava is Keira knightley....I LOVE HER TOO!

that would suck if i found that when i went to the bathroom... i think i'd cry!

Lol thats me!

LMAO!!

Cel??

LMAO! i love this one lol

Lol...thats like this cat i know that i thew...........i mean......umm...............

Now go minion go......destroy Shad! -Evil laugh-

LMAO

Lol thats my house, cept the dogs are two big ole Rots.

First one to get this ill sing for you.......C'mon lol.

LMAO!

Lol.

Oh C'mon Shad, this isnt the wild man!

Lol.....

It looks like me the other night..........hmm............okay who has the camera?

Now thats more like it.....lol

Pervert!.............i was dissapointed........lol

Lol

Lol

The kitten pervert!

LMAO

That was is for you Cel, for putting up the im nuttier than a squirle and his nuts lol

Sup?....yeah i know your looking

LMAO!

thats my boy!

Its true..........

Cel again? lol

LMAO

LMAO i love this one to

Again Shad, man stop posing for the camera........lol

LMAO!

Alright im done for now lol, ive listed way to much for one post lol............oh and this last is another one for you Cel LMAO!

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Celestos · Sweet Moderator

rotflmao:rolf::rotf: Those are so funny.Uh oh we can put naughty stuff up?brb

Fistandantilus · The Spamming Moderator

Celestos wrote:

rotflmao:rolf::rotf: Those are so funny.Uh oh we can put naughty stuff up?brb

Oh i have no clue if we can or not.........i hope i dont get in deep **** lol.........there was nothing 'to'; bad, just some cuss words here or there,......................and some animal balls..................LMAO:

Edit; Hey Cel, you have to ckeck that place out lol, Funnyjunk.com......i went thru just a small portion of them lol theres a **** load more lol, i was gonna post some more but ill wait till you go thru them and pick out some lol.........so how didyou like that last one? the kitten LMAO, i love that one. i wish i can put that in my Ava or sig lol

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Celestos · Sweet Moderator

Ill upload it for you if you wanna use it as ava or you can.Just right click and save it and to like http://www.fileden.com/ or http://www.filecabin.com/ and upload it to internet.Save the address and put it in your avatar spot where you edit

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Fistandantilus · The Spamming Moderator

Alright this is gonna sound like but what? LMAO..........im gonna be honest with you im like a retard when it comes to this thing called COMPUTERS! lol if it isnt a link or something direct i just walk the other way lol. ill try it out tho lol thank you cel

Hey go to this place, its kinda 'kiddish' but some of the **** they have is funny.......i luahged lol and my humor is like dry humor lol. lol like theres this onw song called 'Tea baggin'..........LMAO and another onw called VD lol then they have the mel gibson 'What i hate about jews'

Gotlaughs.com

http://funnyjunk.com

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Celestos · Sweet Moderator

I replied to your post on Alla

Dude was about rude to Singz.I stay off it for that reason lol

Fistandantilus · The Spamming Moderator

Lol i seen that. i keep boosting your karma up, so you'll be a scholar lol, if Chanel posted 17+ comments there, she'll be a scholar lol i boosted her karma higher than mine lol.

I boost anyone that plays on DH karma up lol, like this toon named Writingonthewalls, i boosted his karma freaking really high lol...hes gonna start a toon on DH because i talked him into it lol

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Fistandantilus · The Spamming Moderator

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be sexii.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm AFRICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I WEAR SKIRTS , so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big ****.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS,so I MUST be sleeping with them.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT...

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

Im a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST have a big dick.

I'm a HOOKER, so I MUST have crabs.

I do DRUGS, so i must be making nothing of myself in life

I'm SHORT, so I must be a MIDGET

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST eat frogs

I'm BI, so I MUST like every guy i see

I have big lips and a gap,so I suck dick<-----NAH **** THAT ****!!

Celestos · Sweet Moderator

RE:xFunny Pics/Dirty Jokes lol

Fistandantilus · The Spamming Moderator

RE: Funny Pics/Dirty Jokes lol

Celestos · Sweet Moderator

And you said my joke was nastyLmmfao That was SICK

http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=8718728501056290731&q=shakira

Celestos · Sweet Moderator

Was funny as hell though lol

Celestos · Sweet Moderator

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Celestos · Sweet Moderator

Jokes

For The Honey

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumblebee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina.
The woman started screaming "Oh my God, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!"
The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit."
The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval.
The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it."
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper."
So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises.
The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?"
The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!"

Celestos · Sweet Moderator

Vengence Is Mine!

One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."

Another Failed Attempt

This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any sexual advances because of his tiny organ.
Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car.
While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis.
"No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."

An Interrupted Journey

On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, a man got a small puppy as a present for his son. Not having time to get the paperwork to take the puppy on board, the man just hid the pup down the front of his pants and sneaked him on board the airplane.
About 30 minutes into the trip, a stewardess noticed the man shaking and quivering. "Are you okay, sir?" asked the stewardess
"Yes, I'm fine," said the man.
Later, the stewardess noticed the man moaning and shaking again. "Are you sure you're alright sir?"
"Yes," said the man, "but I have a confession to make. I didn't have time to get the paperwork to bring a puppy on board, so I hid him down the front of my pants."
"What's wrong?" asked the stewardess. "Is he not house trained?"
"No, that's not the problem. The problem is he's not weaned yet!"

Fistandantilus · The Spamming Moderator

Lmao, i still cant look directly at the big fat guy..........it scares me lol

Celestos · Sweet Moderator

Noone laughed at my jokes=pouts=

Fistandantilus · The Spamming Moderator

Umm I did..LMAO they where funny