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Fistandantilus


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Lol alright someone sent me this.....



Virginity like bubble, one Prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in posket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano,wise man give wife upright organ.

man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite finger nails.

Man who eats to many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong. man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth. but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right. War determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in dog house, soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day, get no peice at night.

It take many nails to build crib,but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, is bound to go there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who lives in glass house should chang clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other mans well, often get crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.



LMAO, i love these

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rotflmao

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lol which is your favorite? mine is the elevator to midget one LMAO.

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give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day.


light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.



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lol nice shad......so what are you saying? your gonna light me on fire??? lol

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im strongly thinking about it.......

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hmmm.....so its a duel then sir???.....choose your weapon......rolled up newspaper or a roll of toliet paper....

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lol, those are good

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**** all i have just noticed someone took our curse words away.....who in the **** did this???........lol im just kidding......please dont hit me...i bruse really easy...ask anyone

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ear muffs everyone. Old school quote lol. Did a bunch of moms say we shudnt be able to cuss lol?

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lol stupid moms...think they know whats good for me......jsut becasue they took care of me for 18yrs they think they know whats best for me lol


and you didnt answer my question...or did you lol.....


hmmm.....so its a duel then sir???.....choose your weapon......rolled up newspaper or a roll of toliet paper....



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i choose a roll of wrapping paper. So when it breaks i can use it as nun-chucks lol

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hmm good good now shoose where shall we fight?

in the back of a quicky mart or all over these forums...

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id say on top of a moving truck speeding towards the edge of a cliff. falling into the ocean and then fighting under the water on top a whale. Then when he jumps into the air we land on top of a plane and fight once again. I of course will win!

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Shadamehr wrote:
I of course will win!


balls you!! i have the military training....id win lol

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lol i have fire training.... if you hit me ill stop drop and roll to safety lol jk

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Alright i found this and i figured id post it here, its really cute and funny.


"""if your reading this your probably really bored =) so yeah. One night i got bored and thought up a poem, its about luclin with a twist. note that at the end the poem changes from first view to 3rd person view.

The Lucid Nightmare

Little lion, little lion prancing with glee; Little lion, little lion from the land beyond the sea,
...and i walked up and said to he.....
" Little Lion, Little lion, cant you see? A lion race up in the space was never ment to be."
....and little lion, little lion, spoke to me....
"Big Hobit, Fat hobit, with the dagger of the said; i would much like to kill you, and rip off your head."
... as the tone of the taunt lingered in head,
I smiled and said...
" Little lion, little lion, what a stupid brain you haul; by the stroke of 12 i would be eating from your skull; how can you face, such a blunt race, wich was crafted to fit lucid tune?, how you should embrace, that no dumber race, will ever step on the moon?"
....and little lion, little lion, smirked as he said..
Big hobit, Fat hobit, now i shall go, but when speak is blunted, your blood shall flow."
...and as he left, i side stepped him and said...
" Your the ugliest face of the ugliest race, that has ever graced me, now continue the pace, and go back to your race, and never come back to thee!"
... and he turned around and laughed aloud, to attract the hobits ear...
"How can i pace, back to my race, when i am already here?"
...and the hobit saw, that wink he did see, and little lions were all over he..
...and so blood did flow,
to the streets from the he,
who was too foolish to realize,
he was in the city, of the land beyond the sea....

THE END""""""



i like to think this poem was made for me on fist...since i have a habit of eating hobbits....Cel knows shes a lion...she helped me kill some fat hobbits. lol





-- Edited by Fistandantilus at 08:51, 2006-07-25

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