Have you ever had one of those days that draged on and on and on and on:no work today so all i did was sit at home...wanted to go to out but everone was at work or busy lol i went out and rented a movie..finally watched FF7 uber movie lol, but okay that was 2hrs lol if that then i watched Date movie.....i wanted to shoot myself...this movie is soooo Fucking stupid.
was surfing the web and found this lol seemed funny so i copyied/pasted it here45 Things Orcs Never Say: (From - http://www.orcmagazine.com )
The edge on this blade is too sharp! Red wine with fried swamp rat!?! Are you mad!?! Where is my hand lotion? That's swell! Too many animal skins detract from the decor. I feel giggly. I don't keep sharp objects in my house. I've started a retirement fund. Please explain the nuances between 'partly cloudy' and 'partly sunny'. I already have enough swords at home. Scotch tastes better with a twist of lemon. He is wearing the same outfit as me... that bitch! No meat thank you, I'm a vegetarian. Darn it! Earl Grey tastes better unsweetened. I feel bright and chipper this morning! I need someone to open this jar of pickles for me. I can't decide if I want my Giant Bark-Slug poached or broiled? I'm on a low sodium diet. Please don't make me use obscenities. Hold me! This axe is too big! My fiancé is registered at Tiffany's. Too many mounted animal heads detract from the decor. Not all problems can be solved with violence. I started a diary last night. Be honest with me guys... does this chest-plate make my butt look big? Checkmate. Please trim the fat off my steak. Where the hell did this pimple come from? This part always makes me cry. Shucks! Where is the rendezvous point? That's very unsanitary! Do you have any Sweet and Lo? And what can I do for you this fine day? Spitting is such a nasty habit. Stop waving those weapons in da air!... It just ain't safe. I'll have the salad. I'm over 30 years old. My socks are very clean. I can't eat that - too high in fat! Guys, let's draw upon our feminine sides for a more intuitive solution to our differences. I think we've killed enough things today. Where is my teddy bear?
Lmao who else hates this? i cant stand the handshake its pointless it could be to hard or to soft..whats the 'just right' handshake?...the only reason im bringing this up is because i went to this weekend getaway with my gf, it was for her work so she dragged me along..bored outta my mind i had to meet her business partners well they extended there hand so of course i took it..well lol one of the guys who shook my hand gave the Fucking deathgrib to me lol....so of course me being me made a BIG deal about it lol as soon as he squeezed the life outta my hands i gave a big ol' yell lol(i was bored..i wanted to leave) my gf can running to me lol the guy stared at me with his mouth open lol like he seen a ghost im holding my hand up with my other hand i have it twisted like the creep with the Fucked up hand on Scary movie..lol well i juiced it for another minute and i went into the bathroom lol there i just kept laughing..after a minute my g walked in a slaped me really really hard right in the back of my head LMAO she wanted me to appoligize to the Fucker with the crucher for a hand lol i refused.....well after several minutes of her 'threatening me' i gave in appologized to the guy and sat in the Damn corner for the mext 3hrs of that Damn hell hole lol.........well i know this is not funny(unless you where there lol) but im really bored nowadays with no EQoA lol
man i have no clue lol i could come back any time i really want but i DO NOT want to be living with my parents when i do lol (dont worry im not living here forever just a cpl months till have have enough money to move back on my own lol) its killing me LMAO
no work today so all i did was sit at home...wanted to go to out but everone was at work or busy lol i went out and rented a movie..finally watched FF7 uber movie lol, but okay that was 2hrs lol if that then i watched Date movie.....i wanted to shoot myself...this movie is soooo Fucking stupid. 
