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Shadamehr


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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals, I am a vegetarian because I Hate plants!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers. (MY FAVORITE LOL)

Why yes -- a bulletproof vest. (last words of James Rodges, on his final request before the firing squad)

If you were to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?



-- Edited by Shadamehr at 19:48, 2006-06-28

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Those are good I need to think of some

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lol i have no clue if this should go under this but its funny...the lumber yard by my house has this up on there fence...(has a pic of a dog) then underneath says "Can you make it to the fence in 0.2sec? i can!"....LMAO

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i have seen so many rednneck yard signs. Most of them end with the intruder being killed by a dog or mainly a huge ass shotgun lol

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lol what do you think my yard is full of lol?

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old broken cars, couple of trailors, and hundreds of beer cans sound good?

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well almost but i have some class...there new broken down cars.....i put there parts in my old cars lol

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lol



-- Edited by guardianofnorrath at 23:47, 2006-07-05

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ooOOooo class in a redneck is like Richard Simmons in a girl lol, never gonna happen or would be a mistake

-- Edited by Shadamehr at 17:50, 2006-07-06

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OH NO YOU DIDNT!


Richard simmons is a GOD :worrship:




but very funny lol

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I want to see Billy Blanks fight Richard lol. Be rq fight

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**** shad type ten more post and become a guru with me


lol and yeah it will...but richard will win

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maybe in a hotdog eating contest but Billy woudl whip his ass, but Richard wud like that too.

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noway...billy will lose against anything Richard does....billy has a bunch of muscle bound women on his show.......Richards followers are fat guys and fat women......comon whos gonna win...lol

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havent you seen the MadTv episode where billy and richard fight? Billy fights cause his tybo helps the fat women become thin and hot and they turn on richard

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LMAO no i havent, ill have to check it out on youtube.com

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